RoAR

Rate of AssPlay Return (RoAR) is the measuring stick and everything else is empty talk. Our stock market trading model is driven by our ASS algorithm: Aggregate Stock Sentiment. Yes, calling it AssPlay is offensive to the financial community, and we are callous, insensitive and stock trading supremacists. AssPlay provides an added benefit by reminding you that your Ass is always on the line. AssPlay email/app notifications take place after the market close and before 7 pm EST.

All AssPlays since January 1, 2024 are available to paid subscribers at The AssPlay. Capital Allocation per AssPlay of 33% is used, establishing a maximum of 3 open positions at any given time. Stock prices shown are the official market open prices for the day. Close prices for open positions are the official closing prices for the day.

A margin account is used for flexibility to accommodate slippage as AssPlay(s) may slightly exceed total capital available. A margin account is not intended to be used as leverage to increase buying power. One may choose to do so, but here are the main points about margin accounts.

Risks of AssPlaying on Margin

AssPlaying losses may be greater than the value of the initial AssPlays
Leveraged AssPlays create a greater potential risk of loss
Additional costs from margin interest charges
Potential margin calls or liquidation of securities

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